yes. They should've ran out into the white out ice covered highway and just waved their arms. That wouldve been safe. There isn't much they could have done at that point.

Maybe Ultron makes him as an amalgam of the Avengers? Thor's cape, Tony's helmet, Captain America's suit/armor material? Or something like that, maybe.

Not an MRA, but a martial artist here. My objection to the groin kick is that it is pretty easy to defend against. If you get the chance, by all means go for it. But, don't be overly dependant on it or assume that you will get that chance.

I'm not even on Tinder and I'd meet this dude for a coffee at least. Then again, I'm a sucker for bad puns.

You and your dog are super and you now have approximately 10,000 Jezzie fans. Way to rock at tinder. Especially while purporting to suck. Your sucking at tinder is better than most people's trying. Bravo good chap! Bravo!

Sir, I think you need to prepare yourself for *all* the dates, because it seems like the Jezzies are super into your tropical fish, your cute dog, and your witty cool-guy self.

Oh, a shiba owner.

Wait a second.. you live in Chicago? I want to meet this dog, man. Maya looks great.

That dog is rebellious as shit!

Fixed that for ya :)

Dogs are better than fish, even the tropical as fuck ones.

I cannot believe you would just go on the internet and tell lies! (Who would do that?) I demand that you purchase 23 tropical fish immediately and post photos of them here. It is the only way that you will ever make it up to us and I also hear it is a good way to meet people.

I wouldn't date this guy cause I'm gay as fuck but I'd be his lesbro for sure and help feed his fish whilst playing video games.

I would be remiss if I did not point out how amazing this guy is for being such a good wingman for his fish. You don't want to date him? Fine. He's got 23 fish to introduce to you. They are tropical as fuck and ready to mingle. No hard feelings.