Congratulations on confirming every stereotype of St Louis fans.

Looks like he got the full hitchhiking experience

I get what you mean, but slavery has been a blight on basically every civilization. I’m all for condemning the erasure of slavery but acting like it’s was a purely American issue is silly

I mean early voting is a thing, yes, but telling most people I know who work these sorts of jobs "Hey you can either lose a little money or fill out some forms" is going to lead to them taking a pass. Election day should be a federal holiday. It's once every 2 years, society wouldn't collapse.

A fun fact: In illinois when you vote, your employer is required to allow you to go but is not, however, required to pay you for the time you've taken off work to vote, effectively making voting cost anywhere from 1-3 hours wages depending on your polling place. I can see where anyone working a minimum wage job would,…

She's a little nightmare monster but she's my little nightmare monster

I'm on my way to petco this very minute, but I'm not one to leave people hanging. Here's a picture of my dog Maya being great

That's me! A lot of the caps are just goofs so the tropical fish in question were sadly exaggerated. I had a betta named Kevin once and honestly my heart is still recovering from his untimely passing.

Hey Mark, my name is Dan Sheehan, I'm a comedian from Chicago. This is my tinder screencap from my project, I Suck at Tinder. It's just my various misadventures online. There are a whole bunch where this one came from.

Hey Mark, my name is Dan Sheehan and this is from my website www.ISuckAtTinder.com. It's also on Facebook over at facebook.com/ISuckAtTinder