Double Stufs are now looking deeply at themselves in the mirror and feeling like less of a cookie.

Damn, good for her! Anxiety sucks.

i read an interview/profile a while ago where she took xanax in front of the writer and talked about her anxiety. i think she talks often about her anxiety.

Only after he tells me what he thinks of my pollen allergies.

I feel like we should get Jim Carrey to weigh in on Amanda’s fertility concerns.

Here in Wisconsin, we make the IRS give us our refunds in Miller Lite and Bratwurst.

I’m moving back to Wisconsin as soon as Scotty-fuckface-Walker is gone.

Everybody was warning me that this season wasn’t as good but I just finished the last episode and I loved the whole thing. I just really hated Ruby Rose and basically anything having to do with Piper and/or Alex. Like I hope Alex dies honestly just to get rid of her character.

This makes me feel validated voting for Obama. Peas in guacamole is fucking stupid and gross looking.

More realistic than Pennsatucky’s magical perfect teenage (?) boyfriend of respect and orgasms.

Announcing at a public high school was fucking bold, considering his outright hatred of teachers and teachers unions. I will truly relish seeing him embarrassed on a national stage repeatedly in the coming months.

I don’t think so. Ben Affleck has been a film star for a very long time.

BAHAHAHAHAHA SUCK IT FAT MARRIED PEOPLE*

Oh look who it is, THE PATRIARCHY

i eat bread by itself because its fucking delicious you monster

I’ll never understand why people are so concerned with where other people put their dicks and/or vaginas.

from Ava DuVernay:

Liberty and Justice don’t give a fuck what you think, Texass public servants.

I’m so happy about today’s decision. Between the Obamacare ruling & the Marriage Equality ruling it is a SHIT week to be a conservative but an awesome week to be a decent human being. Now, if you’ll excuse me... I have a champagne glass to filll with republican tears. Slaínte!

I know some people may have some issue with the corporate tweets and such of support as maybe be crass commercialism, but keep in mind that these companies employ gay and lesbian employees and for those folks it means a lot that they know their employer has their back.