OT but my boyfriend is a legit good, adventurous cook who does not know how to make grilled cheese. Sorry for the tangent, but I just found this out after 5 years of dating and I had to share it with someone (he made me promise I wouldn’t tell our friends).

Yeah, I think that third quote is misattributed.

that is satin’s joy in life. there is a reason it’s only one letter away from satan.

A quick google search brings up a half dozen or so, but this one is my favorite so far: https://reverbpress.com/politics/rever…

They were clearly not right for each other. Like at all. I always found their relationship mean-spirited and weird.

Still weird that song is about him. But A+ for the reference.

Perfection.

Oooooohhhhhh I totally forgot that word existed. Ew.

I hear you, but counterpoint: New Glarus.

We’re sorry! We tried!

Schadenfreude keeps me young better than the blood of virgins.

Not sure why the crush is a secret. Dude can get it.

Just noting that your father sounds rad as hell.

I think it’s a play on that whole “Marilyn Monroe would be a size 12” thing, which is straight up not true. So they listed off a bunch of other ridiculous things that Marilyn would not be.

Would read.

Only slightly related: Heather is my favorite flower and I’m so pissed that it’s such a WASPy name and I can’t name my (imaginary) child Heather.

I call bullshit, there’s no way this could exist, but a quick Google search tells me that yes, Reaganbook was real. The only thing it can’t tell me is WHY.

Just wanted to say thank you for sharing this. I work at a flower shop (not on the design end though) and people say all the time, "Well I could do it myself for cheaper." Sure you can. But remember that you're paying for the designer's time, supplies, and expertise, not just the flowers.

Now you're just giving them ideas.

I thought they determined there were no drugs/alcohol involved, she just wasn't paying attention. Not that that's much better...