This is why I like going out to eat for a first date. I watch how they handle tipping, and decide from there if there will be a second date. It has been a good screening method so far.

Peony people are downright terrifying. I work for a florist, and we all dread when peonies season starts because it brights out ALL the crazies.

DID YOU GET THE CAT BACK????

Sometimes I am amazed by what did/didn't pass the censors. Like alllllll of Some Like It Hot. How did that movie even get made?! Don't get me wrong, I'm so glad it did. But HOW?

Good, let the hate flow through you.

I just want to thank you for proving that there are people out there who are not obsessed with House of Cards. It's a fine show. It is not what people are making it out to be. OITNB, on the other hand, could use some more awards.

That is so frustrating! I also had a Ratemyprofessors review refuse to post. Feeling like you don't have any agency is the kind of stuff other people want to know about!

It's entirely too early for that kind of optimism.

You have to watch 10 Things I Hate About You for baby JGL. He is precious. Also Heath Ledger. Also Allison Janney.

Ugghhhhhhhh I hear you on having to stop being a feminist for an hour. Sometimes I wanna watch a movie and it's like, "Welp. Better turn off my Bechdel goggles and pretend I don't care that there aren't any female characters."

I thought the exact same thing!

I spit out my coffee at Kanye is Krillin. Thank you for that, I needed it on this dreary Tuesday morning.

This is heartbreaking.

I mean, this is just proof that it can happen ANYWHERE.

There is only one Ryan. And he does not share power.

Thank you.

I love this gif an irresponsible amount. It is so often appropriate.

D: Who even. I. Blagh. Gross. I need a shower now.

Easter is always different! So the haters can sit down and have a nice hot cup of shut the fuck up.

I get four a year: thanksgiving day, christmas day, new year's day, and fourth of july. Labor day we are off, but not paid. It is awful.