I...I really wish you were making that up. I have no witty retort to that.

V. glad you are safely away! You deserve more!

This is all I thought of.

"Not entirely racist assholes" would be a great motto for a police department.

Excuse me, but the police are the real victims here. They have been so disrespected, and people are hating them for no reason. They go out and risk their lives for all those ungrateful people. The police have such a hard time doing their jobs because now everyone is out to get them and misrepresent them and it's just…

I have never understood the appeal of Perez Hilton.

It's because he's played by Jason Biggs, the least sympathetic person ever.

tbh who wouldn't smoke with Martha Stewart though?

"It looks like you're actually feeling ok about yourself today. Here, let me fix that for you. Ah, yes, self loathing. Now that's much better!"

Seriously though. I know I was wasted and misbehaved. You do not have to remind me.

It's ok. You can dream.

I get super confused about liking her because she is an ex-Disney star, but she also comes across as a super thoughtful woman, but she's also dating Fez from That 70s Show, but she's also got really important things to say re: body image/eating disorders, but her music is pretty terrible, but she called Megan Trainor…

Dontcha just love when you're out and about living your life, and all of a sudden your brain's like, "Hey. Remember that time you got absolutely shitfaced at your dad's wedding and had to be taken home early? That was pretty awful. You should feel ashamed about it Right. Now."

Thank. You. I am not skinny by any means, but I have a thigh gap. It's all thanks to what my boyfriend calls "my childbearing hips."

Weird. Try soy milk?

No but really, please make this happen. As a person with comically large boobs and a comically small waist to support them, I need help.

I thought Fincher relied to heavily on style. Also Noomi was perfection; she made Salander almost too real. Mara just kinda...I dunno. It didn't click for me. Also her accent was atrocious. Craig was right. Either everybody has to do accents or no one does.

I regret that I only have one star to give.

Totally clueless.

have you seen her in jane eyre w/ fassbender??