How is babby formed?

I don’t know what a Republican-cum-bridge is (I mean, I can hazard a guess... would Larry Craig toe-tap there?), but Christie seems like he’d be the perfect troll for one. =P

Wow. It’s almost like abstinence-only education doesn’t actually work. Who knew?

Dear Chris,

Christie made the decision personally to launch his presidential campaign from his New Jersey hometown.

How bad did it bomb?! Why isn’t there a post of their struggle and failure?!!!

Oh my god this is hilarious. I am literally one of the “liberal professors” they’re talking about, as in I literally teach diversity classes to undergrads, and you’re not allowed to say ANY of that stuff to students. You can’t say shit about their parents, their religion, or their personal opinions unless you enjoy…

This is so real to my lived experience that I could have written it myself.

Grew up in a deeply conservative, religious house, with many home school-type friends (for example: my “sport” throughout middle and high school was competitive Bible verse memorization), and I was regularly warned against liberal indoctrination at college in exactly these terms. You know what happened? I went to…

I had that thought when watching it on tv for the first time today. I was torn between thinking she was gorgeous and then that the licking was too ridiculous...then she touched her wife and the wife smiled and I HAD SO MANY CUDDLY FEELINGS

It’s also a classic urban legend. Girl dies because the dress was stolen off a corpse and the formaldehyde poisoned her.

Anything with a pelvis that small is probably in favor of slut pills.

Since all the dinosaurs are female and they talk to one another, presumably about anything other than men, would that mean that Jurassic Park has the highest score on the Bedchel Test?

This all day every day. I have no patience for those people. Fuck your short sighted bullshit.

Sadly..It feels like the coat hanger is going become a terrifying symbol again..

I’m just going to say this: if you think Hillary Clinton isn’t progressive enough for your vote, consider that the next president could appoint up to four Supreme Court justices, and then consider the types of people that someone like Rubio, Cruz, Bush, Christie, Huckabee et. al would appoint. They probably be worse…

agree with you on katy but i also think everything taylor swift does is calculated. her image is air tight. she knows business and media.

Most boring feud ever.