So wait, the reward is a snack? Is that what I’m reading? Can I bring a nondescript hamster to Helen’s house and get some Oreos?

IDk why, exactly, but I don't like him and I'm glad they broke up. I'm hoping the bag is full of his personal affects she no longer wants in her damn house. Had to write his name on the bag as she's passing it off to a mutual friend.

The Five Johns (2020) - starring Kevin Hart and Kevin James and and Kevin Durant and Kevin Spacey and Kevin Costner

He really really needs to tho

It’s 100% why i want to be her friend

So I am really loving how the activists/protestors have really adapted since Ferguson and found a way to use the sensationalism of the media against the media. I know there are a lot of ignorant people who still don’t get what Ferguson, NY and Baltimore are about right now (and maybe some never will) but I think the…

Right? The only crimes I’ve committed post-breakup include bodily harm like eating a village’s weight in ice cream while listening to Fiona Apple and sobbing so hard I lose eyesight for a week. Also angry blogging.

Agreed. I went through a nasty and humiliating breakup and I decided take a weekend off, grabbed a bottle of scotch and climb into bed. I even made sure my cats wouldn’t get hurt but confining myself to the couch (the rest of the house was/is theirs.)

How is she pleading not guilty? No snark, I'm generally curious.

10/10 Trolling <3

they are messing with us, they are not on a break , they are married

She’s just really upfront about her baggage.

alcoholism, regional pride

A surprising number of them are, contrary to popular belief.

I don’t know what’s sadder

Yeah I mean what about the damage to local tea suppliers???

I’m also impressed by the people/persons who started the hashtag #BaltimoreUprising because rephrasing what’s happening in Baltimore to an Uprising really does change the narrative. And while saying (and getting the media to say) uprising rather than riot or even protest won’t change the minds of your average fox newz…

The people who love it all identify with district 12... they don’t realize that they are actually residents of the Capitol.

As cheesy at it is to compare real life to young adult novels I am 100% confused as to how Hunger Games can we one of the most popular media franchises in the country yet so many of those exact same fans don’t support the oppressed IRL in their own country.

What a compassionate and eloquent young woman. Can all of the upcoming generation just be her?