a female version of Kurt Russell as Jack Burton from Big Trouble in Little China.

Here’s my thing with that - 21 Jump Street was hilarious (to be fair, I have the sense of humor a 12 year old boy, albeit a socially conscious one) and was obviously very successful. So if it’s not as funny, people are going to turn around and say, “SEE, WOMEN AREN’T FUNNY HURRRRRR” or women aren’t as good at carrying…

I’m all for more roles for women, but it’s hard to get excited about yet another remake of a terrible movie just because it features women.

I don’t think he knows how babby is formed.

Well a little background of my circumstances: I gained nearly 50lbs after getting clean after using from the age of 14 to 22 and being 98lbs at 5’3. I was by no means fat, but the bloating sent fat to places I didn’t know I even got fat, especially since I was in poor health during puberty, I had no idea what my…

Maybe it’s the third federal agency Rick Perry wants to shut down?

Seriously, I mean what if your surgeon is an evil sorcerer who uses you as a human sacrifice in a black magic ritual to renew his own vitality???

Chin: There Can Be Only One

Doesn’t the Taco Bell typically exit the girl of its own accord quite quickly, through one path or another?

In other news, that Anne Hathaway face is the best thing ever.

Marry me, Amy Schumer. Then let us marry Anna Kendrick too. You are both very funny ladies. Maybe both of you can be in the genderswap Jump Street movie.

Cannot wait for my next encounter with racists/sexists/elitists at the pub!

Love him! My 17 year old daughter wore a dress with spaghetti straps yesterday and when a school administrator told her to cover up she asked him if her shoulders were turning him on. She's a sassy thing and I love it.

Gay marriage! Abortion for everyone! For trans kids to not kill themselves!

I discovered something truly beautiful while I was searching for the above gifs :

REM in 2004. It was their tour for their “best of” album. They were taking requests on their website. My husband told them how we listened to Automatic while we were dating and we used to swim at night together...Nightswimming, you know. Anyway, during the show a piano is wheeled out and Michael Stipe says that this…

I tried to hit on Jonah Hill when I was blackout drunk in the VIP section of a vampire weekend show and his response was, “You should probably drink some water.”

Can we just talk about how amazing Terry Crews is? (I prefer to focus on the positive)

You have a gift, Anna.

wait i’m sorry