I always open my calls to tech support with “I’m practically computer illiterate, but I’m pretty good at following instructions... Can you talk me through this as if I’m your 90 year old grandma?” Seems like you guys have a lot of practice with this! Makes for a good experience, every time.

Me and my college roommate would get high and watch ~~**DIVA**~~ videos. Like “It’s All Coming Back To Me” or Whitney singing the National Anthem or Aretha devastating everyone at VH1’s Diva’s Live.

I have seen the Princess Diana ones at Goodwill. Surely more than 100 were made?

Yeah, I don’t believe the “Only 100 of them exist”, pretty sure we all had one.

“Channing Tatum lost his bag. What could be in it? “

Please describe said drug and the experts here on Sat, Nite Social will talk you through it.

Keep trying different brands until you find one that fits you best! Women’s clothes (I’m assuming you’re a woman, I’m sorry if you’re not) have bullshit arbitrary sizes that can differ a LOT from brand to brand.

The video posted on The Muse this week of Ariana Grande singing I Have Nothing was really beautiful, and yet I didn’t find it emotionally engaging.

I did a drug for the first time ever in my life last night. I am 37. Not quite sure how I feel about it yet, but I don't know if I'm in a big hurry to do it again.

I... Still do that pretty regularly. But only when drunk, and to my boyfriend. (“You should probably have a glass of water” “your mom should have a glass of water”)

That’s the kind of sick burn you have to think of in advance. Nobody’s that quick, are they?!

In 1998, I was working at Paramount as a p.a. My boss was a smoker. The clean air act was in effect, so she was outside our studio, having a smoke. An “industry” type walking by said, “You know, secondhand smoke kills.” My boss arched one eyebrow, and without missing a beat replied, “Obviously not effectively.”

Same. And then I get pissed at myself because I’m crying.

Yuuup. I either can’t talk at all or I cry if I’m really angry. I’d be useless in a rap battle.

This little bit of Hollywood history, be it true or too good to be true...

My 16-year-old sister looks a little bit older so she occasionally gets hit on by boys in their early 20s. At one point, this one sorry fellow tried to convince her that “age is just a number,” to which she quickly retorted, “a prison cell is just a room.”

Okay, here is my thing with burns....or snappy come backs, which they were once called. I cry. I cry when frustrated. I hate it. I’m quite sassy unless pissed off, then I cry. Ugh. Nobody knows how much I just burned in my head them, cause I am crying.

My then-roommate and I were at a bar and a guy came up to her and said in the most cheesy, oily voice you can imagine, “Hey, just to save some time: how would you like your eggs in the morning?”

What are you doing to Molly? She already had to live through World War II!

People who don’t like Britney Spears are just being hipster douche nozzle contrarians, as far as I’m concerned.