Dax and Kristen are really adorable and Jenny Slate KNOWS ME.

Every day is your day. Celebrate fully!

Is mentally scheduling sex the same as actually writing it down and telling your partner that you’ve scheduled it?

I will celebrate the shit out of this day, because getting a divorce is the best thing I've ever done for myself.

Well, Edgar Wright also dropped out of Ant-Man because of creative differences so there is that. Thing with these films now is that its in a share a universe so when you come on as a director and you cant really go in and say i want this and that. You have to be able to play in the box that Marvel (In this case DC)…

My wife and I avoided this problem by getting married in 1983.

Bree, you should have gone with McHorny. I fear you will regret this for the rest of your life. I know that I will regret it for you.

I'm having a vegetarian wedding. My inlaws are losing it. I hate all these "but you have to" things about weddings.

My last name is McMahon and his is Hornyak so we dreamed of McHorny2015.com. It was swiftly rejected by the in-laws. boo hiss. Boring URL it is. Don't you settle!

PLEASE make AnthroIRL like, yesterday.

If like me, you think she’s the best of a bad bargain, suck it up and vote for her. Thank you. We have a Supreme Court to think about.

Several years ago there was a joint interview with Blake and America Ferrera to promote one of the Sisterhood movies. America was clearly and understandably annoyed that the interviewer kept asking Blake all the questions.

Bad move, Amber. You know how judgey and morose God gets when you do something wrong.

I don’t like when relatives get to be godparents as well. My uncle is my godfather, and I feel like I was somehow ripped off.

Amber Tamblyn is a liar, liar, traveling pants on fire. FTFY.

Is it OKAY with YOU if I vote for her because her ideology is the closest to mine that I can find in available and viable candidates?

ngl, I’d vote for Claire Underwood instead of Hilary.

Not to discount the seriousness of some of her scandals, but one thing Obama had going for him was that he had only been in Washington a couple of years. Hilary has been surviving in Washington since when? The 80s? Dirt is going to accumulate. It can’t not. Are we all not watching House of Cards?

I know this is part of the joke, but I’m still a little bit stunned that her “candidacy” faces all of these “problems,” and yet lost in this shuffle of bullshit is the genuine issue of her deliberately and consistently flouting transparency and record-keeping requirements in her time as Secretary of State.