One of my friends tried to tell me that Katy should have gone with someone more recognizable and that people weren't excited about Missy. We are no longer friends.

Flannel never really left you. When you saw only one set of footprints, that was when flannel carried you.

All I know about his sex life is he's a virgin. Is it ok if he masturbates, just not to porn?

Oh shit. I have the perfect guy for her. He has never smoked, drank, or done any drugs. He is an atheist. He likes playing board games. And he's single and looking for an athletic, conventionally attractive girl!

I kinda miss my safety pins now. Also, I just found my Good Charlotte and MCR cds in the attic. Are they in my car right now? Maybe....

Is he annoying too? (Please say no, please say no)

All-Female Ghostbusters is fine. Female is an adjective, not a noun. In this case, it describes ghostbuster.

My boyfriend made that mistake exactly once. After an explanation (through gritted teeth) of why referring to women as females was unacceptable, he apologized and has not used it again. This is not hard stuff, guys.

I don't have kids but if I did, and one of them did something like this I would look him (or her) straight in the eye and say, "I am your mother and I love you. But you're going to fucking jail."

My favorite response was the one that went "Actually it's about ethic in g— fuck it. you're a dingus."

You mean like the Andrea Yates case?

You are not allowed to make me cry this early on a Monday.

Do you have a link to the high-res version?

And Sarah Paulson's in it! And Julianne Moore! And Woody Harrelson! I love that movie.

Well duh! Not all med school friends go through med school.

My friend wants me to try Paleo with her, and I agreed. But you just reminded me pierogis exist. I better tell her I changed my mind.

I only see one :) Also every time something terrible happens, I just remind myself that that woman and her school exist.

HOW DEEP DOES THE CONSPIRACY GO????

I did not know that it was nominated for a Grammy. I am now sadder for knowing this. Curse you!