It's like when white people panic about not being the majority in the coming years. "What's the matter? Is there something bad about being a minority?"

My money's on the Anne Hathaway. She seems like a classy broad.

This conversation is the definition of a nothing burger.

Be the change you want to see in the world.

See, Bono! JKR gets it! You don't have to be a twatfink to be famous!

I love him so much I just want to hang out with him and watch movies he is the best ohmygod.

...As in they could last for a couple?

I love it when celebrities freak out about other celebrities liking them. Like when John Green discovered Taylor liked him and vice versa. It's charming.

I think there is substantial evidence that white folks couldn't handle being treated the way black folks are.

Thank you for giving me a concrete reason to dislike Bono other than just, ya know, not liking him.

I would much rather see Billy Mack's "Christmas Is All Around" make #1.

Excellent use(s) of the word "fuck"

1. Taylor Swift is growing on me. I love "Blank Space" (hate "Shake it Off, though). It's gotta blow navigating your 20s so publicly.

I organized blood drives for the Red Cross for awhile, and people would get up in my face and yell at me. Dudes, I don't make the policies. If it were up to me, I would take your blood on the spot, because organizers get a bonus if they make/obliterate their goal.

I don't know what I expected.

Don't forget good in the sack!

"I'm powerful and I'm awesome." Yes. Yes, you are.

We probably did too, now that I think about it. That must be why all shenanigans happened on the bus!

Does everybody have semi-sexual stories from DC field trips? Cause two people definitely fingerbanged on the bus there and then broke up on the bus ride back for reason that are speculated to this day.

They claim they go up to DDD, but that is a bold-faced lie. Their DDD is maybe a DD.