I dunno, their bras last way longer than Kohl's bras.

Ben and Matt have a true love that not even George can tear asunder.

Would buy.

I gasped in real life.

Ah yes, "Things I Think About Before I'm Even Engaged." One of my favorite programs.

...that's not an actual thing, is it?

I believe.

Well said.

23, and I voted. I voted HARD.

It's super disheartening, isn't it? Like you get all pumped to go make a difference and it feels like it didn't even matter. I brushed up on the relevant issues and candidates this morning at work. Thank god for the internet!

It's utterly bizarre. Honestly, it took me no more than 20 minutes to register and vote today. It's not that big of a commitment, with the potential of a huge payoff of, ya know, not having total fuckwats in office.

It is a mystery.

My cat has not left my side since I curled up in bed to mourn. I take this as a sign of solidarity and that she is also upset by the news. Or maybe she just discovered she has a vet appointment tomorrow and wants to butter me up so I don't take her?

Someone told me today that she doesn't vote because she doesn't like politics. I just kind of stared at her. I know there's that Calvin and Hobbes strip about refusing to inherit the earth, but for the love of Glob, people, it is a reality.

I'm sorry. :( I tried.

Choked on my coffee when I got to Bill Pullman.

Oh god, Harold. I had just forgotten about that one.

And rewatch all of Parks & Rec obvi

Are you me?

My little brother can post some crazy shit too. Fortunately, it only takes me about 5 seconds to find the snopes article discrediting it and post it in the comments. The best thing to do is talk it out and explain your side. He's better than that. And if all else fails, and you are still the larger sibling, noogie the…