They are terrible. I had mine removed, partially to make bjs less dangerous lol

A bit of background: my mom worked in an office setting where clients would come to sit at her desk while they worked out details for jobs. She kept a photo of me on her disk, and occasionally women of a certain age would notice, and inevitably I would get a call from her saying she gave my number to some guy's…

I hate to break it to guys but squirting is a trick. You can suck up a little bath water and do it any time so long as you're good at Kegels. Timing it with orgasm is just a trick, albeit a cool one.

It takes just five words

Sigh. The first time I attempted anal he assumed liquid dial would work just as well as lube. *SPOILER ALERT*

But are you allowed to scalp tickets?

A busy kitchen. An open Denny's.

Ok - here goes an incredible string of coincidences and luck.

some days it's really hard not to think that Americans are the meanest people in the world. i know this can't be true because i have American family and friends who are angels on earth they're so good-hearted & ethical. but damn, every time i look at American news there are stories like this. so damn many stories…

"Here is a stack of invoices as thick as the OED. Alphabetize them."

Are we doing phrasing again?

In every other relationship we endeavor we are told to go out of our way to please the other person — marriages and friendships are defined by how generous and caring we aim to be.

I get her point in that the parent shouldn't be afraid of their child's tantrum and give in. I get that she is speaking out against the parent creating more work for themselves (now there are 2 sippy cups to wash).

way harsh, Tay.

"Should you happen to be possessed of a certain verbal acuity coupled with a relentless hair trigger humor and surface cheer spackling over a chronic melancholia and loneliness— a grotesquely caricatured version of your deepest self which you trot out at the slightest provocation to endearing and glib comic effect,…

Nope, sorry, you are an asshole. (as are everyone who thinks this is cutesy activism.)

You and the five people who starred you are assholes. You have no idea how often companies have secret shoppers or people rating you. Even at godawful TJMaxx we had people who expected everything to be clean and on planograms (YEAH) and you know what? The difference means missing your bus, possibly being that one day…

I'll stop biting my cuticles when they stop being so fun to bite.

If she'd have given her cat a different name it would be stabler.

Oooh! I think I've told this story here before but it's pretty good. When I was in Israel a couple years ago I got it into my head that metzitzah meant "lighter." So when I needed a light for my cigarette, I would go around asking strangers who were smoking, in Hebrew,