My Chromebook is my only computer because I don't need any Windows programs right now. Hearthstone would be nice, but oh well.

My Chromebook is my only computer because I don't need any Windows programs right now. Hearthstone would be nice,…

This is the other reason to hate gamers. Why is hype a thing now? Remember when you just had to deal with the game company screaming at you to buy things? GET HYPED! Get fucked.

I can't eat tomato and basil soup without thinking, "this slightly diluted pasta sauce doesn't have any pasta under it"

If you hate your hands and need to punish them you should buy the 3DS version.

He needs to Make it Werk. Male models always look a bit defeated when they have to wear something ridiculous, you think they'd get used to it.

Always buy games even though they suck; this lets developers know that we are brainless magpie consumers who do not deserve quality. Also I'd like some DLC please.

Because if there is a vague suggestion that a lady gamer did something untoward people immediately try to eviscerate her. Crucify first, ask questions later.

Yes, we shouldn't trust journalists unless they have a Certificate of Being a Good Guy and a Total Bro.

Zachelle sounds like a beautiful ungulate from Madagascar.

Yes, everywhere. Often in front of a desktop computer that is off.

It looks just like all those other pro-date-rape campaigns floating around. WTF?

This Zoe person definitely sounds bananas but I would like some evidence that Nathan did something morally questionable other than fuck someone.

I don't see much proof of anything. The blog written by her ex is a rambling, boooring mess.

This is the most boring controversy.

Much better than the heels.

If I threw mine at someone's neck it would probably Oddjob them.

In my playthrough the black guy and the "slut" will be the only survivors. Come at meee Hollywood.

Have you seen human bodies? They're mostly disgusting. 2/10 would not invade planet again.

I don't like seeing threadbare yoga pants shoot up in to someone's butthole/vagina either, but apparently this is something other men love. Why can't yoga pants be just for yoga?

The era of nacho cheese dust that Liz Lemon predicted is upon us. It will fill the clouds and darken the skies.... yay!