Much better than the heels.

If I threw mine at someone's neck it would probably Oddjob them.

haha amazing

In my playthrough the black guy and the "slut" will be the only survivors. Come at meee Hollywood.

Have you seen human bodies? They're mostly disgusting. 2/10 would not invade planet again.

I don't like seeing threadbare yoga pants shoot up in to someone's butthole/vagina either, but apparently this is something other men love. Why can't yoga pants be just for yoga?

The era of nacho cheese dust that Liz Lemon predicted is upon us. It will fill the clouds and darken the skies.... yay!

I have a raspberry bush (so we're soulmates) but it's Canadian (so we're broken up now). Have you tried that fried Elvis sandwich yet? It has a fruit in it.

You are stupid but I laughed.

Cooking your own food off of a meat conveyor belt? Nothing about this sounds fun.

Is there a way to disable some of the features of a burner account? Burners shouldn't be able to post images. I don't think Gawker really needs tips in .gif form.

Mega Lopunny is adorable and would have been great in Flashdance.

That troll is pretty fuckable though.

From all the stories I've heard I've concluded that straight people are terrible at sex.

Consecutive life sentences, so don't even bother reincarnating. A guy is facing life in prison for making potent pot brownies.

That's what I say to servers at restaurants.

Most of the games are really dumb. The good thing is that it cuts down on interview time so movie stars don't drone on about how all the actors loved each other on set and how they played the cutest pranks.

What a puff piece. This is like reading the Puffington Post.

My scariest game moments all involve glitches. Is there a phobia of the void, cuz I have that. Any time my character would clip through the world I would be instantly done (and if my character starts falling in to nothingness I will probably throw the controller). Facial glitches are also unsettling.

So now men are just staying gross as "a statement". That's a good excuse.