Or you get all your boyfriend's nice furniture because, after an arbitrary amount of time has elapsed, you've decided they're yours now. If you can get it out of my apartment without my help, you can have it.

Oh right. I forgot there were handhelds in between the Gameboy and 3DS...

and it looks like the touch screen has been put on grid, so I think you can type in coordinates to tap stuff with an imaginary stylus? I could be wrong.

Hmm, hash oil might actually make fondant edible. If I'm going to eat a wedding cake it might as well be psychoactive

I want Aisha Tyler to have the Late Late Show. This is the only thing I need in life. Craig brings it up and they discuss it for a bit.

It's a dream come true for men. Suddenly your face is fashionable because you're too lazy to shave? Awesome.

My face didn't move at all, but I don't think a mildly distasteful pun is "punching down".

Barry Allen is impossibly cute, but the Tumblr gifsmiths haven't been paying him much attention. This is clearly the only metric that matters.

Kinja doesn't like my new Dante .gifs. I see how it is.

I ask for a single ice cube in my scotch and I feel like the biggest, knottiest asshole.

I like that you can customise your experience and make it more difficult in several ways. Pokemon X&Y were the easiest games yet, which is the only thing that detracted from the adventure for me.

I think rape predates internet memes.

Pharrell looks like a kindly grandma gardening in her sun hat so he's obviously not ageist.

Yeah the book reviews seem to have tapered off a bit.

I like the perspective that io9 writers give when pondering/reviewing sci-fi movies though. They do it better than the other Gawker websites, of course.

So you can get a pre-order discount on the PSN games AND store credit too? That's pretty nifty.

So you can get a pre-order discount on the PSN games AND store credit too? That's pretty nifty.

"I'm still amazed at the level of progress this nation is making, in any case." Well that's good, I'm glad you have hope. As a Canadian, I can only grimace through the American news cycle as gay rights advance at a glacial pace and women's rights recede in to the ice age.

Animals (including humans) can become violent when competing for scarce resources. Fat and happy stray dogs sound like the best kind of stray dogs.

"Your Facebook is not your diary." What does that even mean? I like it when my friends share personal things, but maybe he really likes memes, political rants and links to Buzzfeed.

And no offense to my fellow men, but it is a lot easier to find an ugly, tiny, crooked dick than it is to find an asymmetrical vagina. Body shaming is wrong and all that, but do men LOOK at their own junk? They run a grody gamut.