I want to smash those wasabi chips in to a crust for baked salmon.

Does she still do those?(!) I loved that celebrity liquor taste taste from ages past.

I don't think I've ever enjoyed anything that Braff has been in but he seems like a nice fellow.

The best flavour will always be Stale From the Night Before.

I'd like to be a snob about almond milk but I've read centuries-old French baking recipes that call for it, so my other kind of snobbery kicked in.

Fruity salsa is great when it's very spicy. The chips won't be hot enough :(

Florida Woman Realizes 50 Shots of Espresso is Next Best Thing to Meth

Black with half sugar? I must know.

I'm so glad everyday citizens will step in to violate the privacy of their peers when the government isn't available to do so.

I'm going to pretend that the Beverly Crusher doll is your editor and that she tasked you with writing this.

Her character was pretty flimsy in the most recent movie but at least they gave her some lines. I think people wanted her to be like the silent, sexy ninja that Rebecca Romijn was. They're both pretty weak when compared to the intelligent and interesting Mystique in the comics though.

Climate change has really limited how many terrible people we can set adrift on ice floes.

Blatant ageism for sure.

Agreed, and even if your kid does something bratty in public I guarantee you that adults are always more annoying in customer service scenarios. The brattiest kid is nowhere near as bad as the brattiest adults.

I learned that they're part of this "monster girls" trope, so I can get on board with that if I pretend it's some sort of vague feminist statement by men that want to be dominated by powerful monster ladies. Brb, must Tumblr.

MOON RAINBOW LOOM POWER!

Why are slime girls a thing. Why. Please tell me it's because some people have always wanted to fuck these:

I feel like the next ad will zoom out and be a horrifying poster for House of Wax 2.

Male nipples migrate in July.

This is my life motto. Upsize to something a billion times better.