Well I'm obviously okay with a god sexually assaulting me, I assume they're immune to prosecution. Zeus got away with it.

The top image needs two salads photoshopped in to it.

If by 'do' you mean 'say', then yes. As we all know, Twitter is a great way to do absolutely nothing.

I'm not signing your cast if you sprain your brain.

I think after you wear it for a while that hideous seam will turn in to something more pleasant looking, like scar tissue.

So does she; it looks like a fresh suture.

As long as the fake vanilla you're using isn't actually motor oil it should be as strong as regular vanilla. Also, there was a study that showed most people prefer vanillin to real vanilla, and it's cheaper, but do whatevs you feel like.

"Are you more real than my Real Doll? We'll found out after these ten easy questions!"

Rhythm games that don't involve a shitty, folding dance pad baffle me. "I'm dancing with my fingers!". NO YOU'RE NOT, Hatsune demands the use of your legs.

Excuse for what? He looks like a sad little boy, not a model.

Yeah but then she'd get impeached and we'd be sad.

A valuable lesson in hole digging.

Her head has room for two whole faces.

Yes, he certainly was a dumb slut.

I wouldn't walk backwards in a place like this...

What with the changes to PS+ you just missed Uncharted, Gravity Rush and Wipeout. So if you get a Vita now there isn't going to be a backlog of free games waiting for you.

My computer is broken and I'm not letting my friend repair it until the summer sale is over.

I'm okay with kids on planes because they are not terrorists or snakes. I have low standards for air travel.

I like Canada's weird Spider-Man/muscle suit outfits the best.

Vita owners aren't rational people *twitches*