Oh right. I'm just bitter because it won't be on 3DS and probably won't be on Vita.

because making a real Persona game was apparently too much work

I clean up in the background so I don't have to dance.

Not a huge fan, but then again I picture my ancient Blackberry as a giant flesh-eating scarab when it vibrates.

Do you think it will have a real plot or a, "We must stop the Master Hand!" plot? I don't want superficial versions of the characters that I loved from P3/P4.

Well this is way too easy to fap to.

Redacted - taint strength is a sensitive matter for some.

You're actually not allowed to murder women in real life sex clubs. One of our many rules.

I used to work at a sex club, so yes, I know that there are many acts that you are never going to see in a video game.

Yes, which means the real price is about $100 more.

I agree. I just think people are kidding themselves when they say this stuff is included for the sake of realism or educating us about the plight of sex workers.

You can depict that without adding the Sex Club Simulator part to your video game.

In the video there's the instance of prostitutes being tied up and plopped on the back of your horse, and despite the fact that you're about to put them on the train tracks for a hilarious achievement they still casually offer to blow you.

I sprained my tongue trying to say it but you get a star anyway.

and she just bought a club pack of shurikens

Dark, room temperature beer is nice in the winter. Beer for all seasons.

I think that'd be good, especially the sturdier, flock-lined ones (I don't know what flock-lined means but it feels nice). Little latex gloves make my hands incredibly sweaty.

Dragonette - Easy ... maybe?

I have a portable device that plays all the Steam games I was too cheap to buy on a PC, it's called a Vita.

I agree, but I found Elsa annoying and Anna fairly heroic. As ridiculous as the plot was, I did ask myself, "Would I try to save my stubborn sibling after taking two magic ice shards to the heart?" and I think the answer is no.