Ok, so I will eat Reuben if you eat Elvis. Deal.

These two should like, hook up or something...

I like to throw a bunch of chopped green fruit in to it and pretend sangria verde is a thing.

"I will probably sexually harass you after my second beer"

Yeah I don't think he needs a panel. Not that I have anything against the format, because sometimes on Chelsea Lately she'd have three hilarious women on the panel, sit back and go, "deal with it". Hopefully they don't dilute his personality because they think we can't stomach a black comedy tyrant.

I picked up some Chet Haze from my dealer last night.

I will ship you one of my key lime pies with homemade butter pastry if you DON'T do that.

I immediately assumed the kid was dead so I only had to think of my own survival. Now I can relax... or maybe not.

Yeah, so many areas have low player traffic that if you took away the "useless" NPCs they'd be even more desolate and spooky.

Creepy, but his tongue looks like a ponytail.

He's a terrible bottom, sorry.

I, admittedly, was hoping for details about it being medically necessary, because I don't know things about stuff.

That you're perfectly practical in every way.

She also features a lot of lady writers and comedians. Like, a lot. If she hadn't introduced me to them I'd be a very sad panda.

Still my favourite unintentional comedy.

I see they used the Minecraft circle chart for their towers.

there is definitely a toothy Soylent machine at the bottom of that slide

Women have highly flexible spines, like cats.

It just means no one can complain when the next titty filled post comes, which is good. I'm a gay guy but I occasionally like some cosplay appropriate titties.

Yeah don't ever hold a 2DS, cuz then you'll want one.