My XL fits in my winter coat pocket, that's about it. I'll only be taking my 3DS out for summer StreetPass if I have a bag with me.

Are you the Yellow Cake King?

It's like when they replace the copper roof of Parliament and we have to wait patiently for it to oxidise and turn green.

Just get Aaron Bleyaert's job! I'm sure he takes the games home as soon as Conan is done with them (which is probably a millisecond after the camera is turned off).

There's some recent Triumph bits on teamcoco/his Youtube channel and they're all hilarious.

The only tappa tappa tappa game worth playing is Jetpack Joyride.

I will star this every time you post it in reference to haaaagaycosplay, because yes, perfect.

The ridiculousness of his character does not change the fact that he is hot as magma tits. Goddamn.

Here he is telling Indian kids they smell.

Also gay, also think she should never wear bras.

Also she's very pretty, which I can say because I'm super gaybones for dudes. I don't think they'll put me on the watch list.

Yeah I'm okay with a few nuns whooping those boys with yardsticks.

I'm new to this expression so I pictured dildos flying out of a pram and on to the sidewalk.

Have you asked them, or are we all just going to be offended on their behalf? There is no way in hell these girls thought this was real for longer than a minute.

Can we, without a study or even any anecdotal evidence, try to ruin a stranger's life? Well it's the internet so why not.

Daenerys is just having a super fun chocolate fondue party.

Just because I use test tubes and Bunsen burners doesn't mean I'm WRONG.

*shakes jowls in confusion* uh buuuh? I thought people only watched the show for Fred's improv. Seth does a decent monologue, of course.

I failed prom the first two times so I had to go again :(