I'm pretty superficial. I love Louis C.K. and I think he's a genius but I would never date or fuck him.

...is now in funeral makeup.

I can only imagine how difficult making a true 'open universe' game would be. Can you imagine being able to hop down to any planet and be able to explore pretty much all of it? And then add dozens more planets, planetoids, asteroids, and phenomena poorly understood by even the most informed scientists... it'd be fun!…

because Japanese desserts are terrible? I guess you only have them once a year.

I would also like that number.

I'm so whelmed right now.

I'm not watching the sequel unless they put in a gratuitous Fassbender robot sex scene.

I would cast him in a movie that involved some throbbing.

There are tonnes of pictures of her and Blake Lee together, so they're either friends or they're fucking. She probably hasn't even seen the show.

on top of a grilled Polish sausage that I buy on the sidewalk usually

I like his dangly bit.

It's just too easy to make fun of Bieber. That's our job.

I had a freshly fried churro filled with dulce du leche once. What happened next was painful, pornographic and delicious.

He may not have wanted it to be a celebrity diet food but I have decided that it is. Bananas + nuts = health.

The only thing I didn't nope. I assume you've made his signature fried sandwiches?

I guess I'll stick to being an asexual mayor/sadistic zookeeper in Animal Crossing

Reality can be changed. So can video games. All I want is... both. I want it all and I'll settle for nothing less, ever.

a 3DS XL feels like a console to me (probably because it's so huge) but also because of the lovely 3D visuals and the decent online play. I was playing tonnes of MK7 online until Mario Golf came out... we should get some Kotaku tournaments going.

Looks like she just came back from tea at Anne Rice's house, which I'm okay with.

It's definitely just his crappy thing. I have also faced the one way intimacy laser shield.