"...a cacophony of flavours. I couldn't hear myself taste."

I like disposable media thought. I like that I can download a huge TV series and then delete it in its entirety when it's over.

They were definitely trying to corner and stab you with little twig shivs.

I'm becoming a dentist just so I can have a tank full of those as my nightmarish mascots.

I have way too much fun racing online in MK7 so I assume online play for 8 will be a quadrillion times better. That should tide you over for quite a while.

Yeah, the difference is that white men can get away with being mad about everything. I guess it makes sense than an Asian man would direct his rage at Asian women. White Twitterbros wouldn't tolerate them mocking white women, cuz that's THEIR job.

Thank you Kotaku for saving me from my futile attempt at watching a whole Nintendo Direct video.

R.L. Stine understands the universe. I feel a lot better about reading all those books as a kid.

I thought Pinterest was mostly married and/or middle-aged women who are apparently more likely to vote Republican.

Yeah, he's apolitical in his comedy. Whenever he does a political joke it's pretty shallow and he knows how to pander to both sides. I think it's how he makes fun of partisanship.

Boo Elsa. Boo. You don't need that braid to escape a tower of your own design! Let Rapunzel keep it.

Because McDonalds tastes like Sadness, so logically the less you eat the happier you'll be.

whatevs, the best drinks are at Fizzle and Pozzik's Speedbarge

Ugh, I need a tell-all book that transcribes the twisted secrets of celebrity wigs.

Discount Nope Wearhouse

Remove her from your family forever. Just click the 'Emancipate' button on Facebook.

Don't let the Olds watch HBO or they might remind the rest of us that it's full of crappy programming.

Boring Fact: There's no evidence that bee pollen can be used to treat anything. It has a bunch of stuff in it you can get from eating real food (aminoooo aaaacids?) and a bunch of random bacteria and fungi that varies by location.

Aren't global bee populations dwindling as well? I wonder if collecting all this bee pollen makes it even worse.

I like a loose grip on my headphones. I have a massive head that often feels like it's being crushed by a sonic vice.