There's just more to play on the Vita, and with a bit of patience you'll have an intimidatingly large game library that you mostly got at a deep discount.

This is the only way to tuck in your shirt AND let people know you have a penis. Other methods flatten out the manhood, leaving potential suitors bewildered as to what gender you may be.

You're a monster. Now excuse me while I cry from my mouth.

Yeah I downloaded it for Wii VC in 2007 :\

How is that pizza? Why are they on a morgue slab? I have so many questions.

"Now you're ferocious, like a lion's butt! Work it! Rarr." etc.

It's way too cloudy where I am to see any bloody moons *kicks rock out of pentacle*. This was a waste of my dribbliest candles.

Boob enhancement isn't even a medical procedure, but yeah I agree.

I think elective plastic surgery is horrifying, so yeah, I'd have to teach my son/daughter how to clutch their pearls right then and there.

Let's be grateful for boring parents who thought TV was a "decent babysitter". I'm so glad I never had to go sailing.

I didn't know the latter category existed. Smash Bros always has everyone I know pissing themselves laughing by the end of it.

Now all I have to do is buy back my old N64 games at 10x their price!

MUST DESTROY

I'd marry someone if they built me a sex dungeon.

This is fapptastic.

Can unsee. She's very pretty. Bieber's mascara is always running.

MK7 is the only 3DS game I go back to, playing online until my accelerator finger hurts.

Holmes and McConaughey both have extremely punchable faces.

Somebody help him!

Children are annoying monsters that I generally dislike, but I still want to raise one.