I still get caught up in playing MK7 online, representing Canada and annihilating Mexico's secret group of online super racers.

Codpieces still exist in the form of large, flashy belt buckles. It's an excellent way to draw the gaze to your crotch.

I buy dirt cheap athletic briefs from Reebok n' stuff. They're all cotton and impossibly comfy. They don't sound sexy but they fit like a Speedo and it naturally enhances your junk because there's no elastic material, so things sit out front instead of getting squished together. Basically 1950's style cotton panties…

Seems that bones are the only biological difference. As far as I know DNA won't tell you anything about race. http://shs2.westport.k12.ct.us/forensics/11-f…

Semantics? People of different races have different bone structure. I don't see how that's not biological.

Fun Fact: Your sexist co-worker calling you a witch under his breath is the lady equivalent of, "You're a wizard, Harry!". Get your ass to Hogwarts!

But my Animal Crossing avatar looks so cute with his thick black glasses. I can tell by the way he looks at me that he has 20/20 vision tho.

She is wearing magma. MAGMA.

is that Bubbles from Little Britain?

I know it's only Twitter and that he's rich and has abs, but I imagine it must be heartbreaking to find out a lot of your fans are liars and now hate you because of the truth.

I wag my tail in agreement.

I don't have a cloaca, fuck you PETA.

I liked this better when it was a Canadian reality show to determine who would be the best for the lead on stage.

Mario has never been more agile than on the N64. The controls were amazing and if you play the game like a goddamn gymnast you'll never lose any of your delicious life pie.

20% off American Apparel today. I'm buying this shirt so I can pretend I have opinions.

Steam really needs to add virtual dust to people's game collections.

Redhead with an unkempt beard here. Someday I will crack the passwords I forgot.

I was pleasantly surprised with Youtube and browsing on my 3DS, and then I tried it on my Vita and now I will never browse on my 3DS again.

I wasn't too excited about Gravity Rush or Wipeout either, but then I remembered I love Wipeout and the mutual attraction between objects with mass. They're both really fun. Wipeout 2048 gives me a dangerous amount of adrenaline that will surely also cause heart failure. As soon as I get my 64gb memory card from…

Cream pies are boring. I prefer the cum shots aimed at nothing in particular. I then judge them based on volume and velocity. I refuse to watch the Olympics, I have to do something.