If you want someone to read your blog an introduction or some kind of context might help. This seems like it was surgically removed from a larger story.

Context! Please Lord, give us context!

Kotaku commenters really don't like it when people express their opinion, even when they have their own little Your Gaming Rig is the Best! article to read.

My penis is shaped like a corkscrew but I make up for that by mounting myself to a ceiling fan. The ladies love it.

In lieu of "sex-saturated", please use the correct term 'sexturated'. Thank you.

Men must store their vocabulary in their testicles, cuz those are some big nuts.

I'm surprised by how dynamic the boss fights are in the new Luigi's Mansion for 3DS. I actually had to think and try not to die at the same time.

He can handle my weapon any day, as long as he doesn't parry my thrusts

That's not war, that's foreplay.

Turn on your Streetpass tooo. I have to pummel two Shadow Links that I got from walking around today.

I'm a male that feels bad about my sluttiness. The system is broken.

It's surprisingly light, I love my 2DS. Zelda is the only game that's pretty enough to make me want the XL screen.

Streaming it on your computer is fine though.

Guys, I don't know which comment to promote. Argue about pies vs. cakes or something.

So will this be another HBO comedy where writers play Pin the Tail on the DSMIV for character inspiration? Another black comedy where the hero learns nothing from their mental or addiction problems, but hey, that nurse can still do her job while popping pills in the broom closet so I guess it's okay.

I have those. It makes your would look ten times more grisly from a distance.

To be fair, most of those "working" swords have never split an orc from stem to stern.

I can put all kinds of things in my will, doesn't mean strangers have to give a shit or pretend that it has any legal power over them.

It's like how Sugar Beach in Toronto is lightly dusted with white powder from the nearby factory. It's just... not cocaine :(

Strangely, the sexiest undergarment on a man covers his whole body.