Y Tu Mama Tambien turns any person watching it in to a puddle.

I love how you hate everything. Have my babies. Just tell me when you've started.

I'm not opening that, but the thumbnail does tell me exactly how he'll look in his casket one day.

Damn. He looks like he's in that Dieux de Stade calendar.

Sssh... all us men have naturally tame, attractive happy trails...

Since my artistic ability can only be expressed as a negative value, I would have done the same.

Pretty sure Peaches Geldof is a fancy dessert you can only get in Parisian hotels.

The only thing in that picture capable of giving you an orgasm is the bike.

I tried to watch Aziz Ansari joke about how black people's tiny minds are blown by magic tricks, so yes, I think I do prefer Oprah's take.

Their lip balm burns my face and makes me scream like a dying cat. That's probably what they meant.

and flaunting his sideboob like a total slutbag

Terry Richardson has such dainty hands.

It should be.

Seriously. Those plum coloured glasses scream sex.

I had a dream that my luggage was a fully functional washing machine.

Norse mythology has more cross dressing and cases of mistaken identity than Shakespeare. It's wacky shit.

No no, the eventual religious wars between the Lululemon cult and Scientology is going to be the best thing to happen to this planet.

Excellent choice of hair too.

Picturing Josh Hutcherson in a seashell bra is helping

Have you tried electroshock therapy?