No, I need more Koiter pics for reasons.

Maybe she doesn't want to vomit all the time? I don't know about you, but tongue scrapers bring back the gag reflex that I banished years ago.

Now that they've acknowledged the issue they can go back to ignoring it harder than ever.

Ontario has long been studying the effectiveness of that social responsibility, and it turns out that high liquor taxes are a good thing. As prices went up, alcohol related crimes and deaths went down. Their goal has always been to price alcohol so you can't afford to buy too much, but no so much that people stop…

That's hawt.

Stories are universal. Everyone is a story and everyone has one, telling people of different races that they can't write about each other only serves to pull people apart instead of bringing them together.

Sometimes you're not sad when someone you've spoken to, once, 10 years ago, has died.

What is Rashida up to? Last I checked she was making a comic about a spy lady.

I think most people aren't screaming misogyny because this is just an artist's portfolio. As far as I know, he doesn't use scantily clad women to sell video games. I think it's troubling that Kotaku splashed these images around, not that he drew them in the first place. Drawing pictures of sexy women with guns doesn't…

Nothing is better than seeing her pop up in some old Netflix movie, or watching her Star Trek again (I think she stole the show from Patrick Stewart). Then you get mad when all of her movies aren't on Netflix.

Poor kitties.

Sexy is definitely anything. Thank goodness that not everyone needs to be considered conventionally good-looking to get laid. Someone might find you sexy for what seems like a really strange reason, but go with it, cuz then you get dick.

Come work for The Bay, the world's shittiest, (but most diverse!) department store. Also, the Loss Prevention team think they're CIA so you never have to worry about that stuff.

Dear 1%, stop inflicting what is "new" on us, or we will tell you what is old about being poor. It's not exciting.

This is why we have torture porn and video games that allow you to simulate the act, so you can still feel American while sitting on your couch.

You must be excited for the scene in GTA VI when you're forced to participate in a gang rape.

There is, according to laws, and everything, a difference between assault and torture.

Congratulations, you just passed the American citizenship test.

Here's Amanda with her new taxidermy raccoon wearing a jetpack. She loves him, and all taxidermy, apparently.

They are SuperCanadianMarried.