I didn't know there was torture in GTA V. Not cool.

Also, Elementary is written by humans and not monkeys on typewriters.

I watched the first three episodes and had to stop. It was like three different shows and only the first one was good. The second episode was like some sort of cheesy James Bond spoof. The only good thing about Sherlock is the actors.

Miyamoto is such a dinosaur.

Well if you're going to put out such fancy looking food bowls for your cat you should expect that it might want a gourmet meal :P

I thinks she'd make a good villain. I thought Kristen Bell's character was going to be a big, recurring meanie but she was too sympathetic.

Arthas used to be handsome... he was always a dickbag though.

You have to go all out, like in the credits for a Simpson's Halloween episode.

It's all of the most important penises. We need to make this app for politicians to protect them from these scheming harlots!

True, only slightly creepy story. I hear a thud and find my mother in the basement of my grandparent's house.

Or have your apartment declared a health and fire hazard by your property manager and then have special cleaners in HAZMAT type suits deal with it while you weep in the hallway.

All I've learned from this is that teal and orange is the least hideous combination haha

Yeah Impulse was fun and surprised me a bit. I'm the sure the writers were like, "Space zombies...? Fuck it, let's do it"

My boyfriend would ask me if I felt like watching TV very loudly. Translation: "I have to poop."

But does it work everyyywhere? It's a weird, jazzy futuristic combination. Like, I imagine the hoverboard company of the future uses that colour scheme.

I would arrest him for stealing those chicken cutlets from my grocery store.

She's reeeeally good when someone is writing for her. I think her stand up comedy is mediocre.

Apparently you can be startled straight. THANKS A LOT :(

"Study after study has shown that feminism has made women less happy." This made me laugh out loud. When people tell brazen lies I often laugh in their face, it's a bad habit.

Soooometimes bro culture can be completely harmless (minus the alcohol poisoning). Sometimes it really is just football and beer and Cheetos.