I'll say it again: I wish I was that toilet :\

America wants young white dudes, the problem is that we give them what they want 99% of the time.

The trolls are so well received today, how nice.

This entire thread is filled with a lot of angry nothing :(

These letters are all so tragic. I could look at Miley's wiki page for background and watch some of her videos and write an open letter toooo, but then I would know so many things about Miley.

Breaking someone's fingers one at a time makes you a bit sick too, my dear.

I know you're not being serious but I am pretending you are being serious because that is what I believe to be true.

Ugh, the front page of Reddit reminds me that it's controlled by teenage males but at least the creepshots don't make it up there.

I just bought some cuff links with tiny Swiss watch gears in them. They're ugly and I'll never wear them and I love them.

I think most people have time travel fantasies but any time I see a time travel plot in a movie/TV show I just... Nope. You have to suspend your disbelief hiiigh in the air and I was never able to do that.

Woah woah woah, calling Ross the Leno of England is pretty cruel.

I think he just means that it was a Monster of the Week episode not part of the big, wider story arc of the series.

Do you smoke after?

Wut? We dislike GoT for the same reasons?

You need two things to have a good weekend:

Matt Bomer and Charlie Hunnam had sex in the real Waking World and not my dreams?

How do you even add cream to a lasagne? Wtf? That's disgusting.

He's adorable. I'd consider braving a club again to look in his general direction.

Every single one of my exes was like that and I would swat their hands away ninja style. I just found the idea of someone else tending to one of my blemishes revolting.

I don't own any Fruit of the Loom so I can't dress up as Miley.