Her guests often have a drink or six before the show. The last time I saw Jennifer Aniston on the show she was slurring her words. I think she said, "blurgh" at one point. It was amazing.

Hah! Pants. You kids and your pants. I wear shorts and a tank top every dau for about 3 months. My ginger ass cannot deal with heat.

If there was commentary on Starcraft videos on the Youtubes I might watch them.

Please tell me you're going to pretend to be a man and then send creepy guys random dick pics, cuz that would be amazing.

When women do it it's always attention whoring, especially if: tits. Hers are covered up though, so she's more like an attention courtesan. When guys cosplay it is Always Awesome Always.

I have IBS and too much time on my hands. I also saw Minority Report one time.

Can you sense future dipshittery?

Look at the bulging chest. Unffff

I would have let her have the rhubarb. People used to pick raspberries through my fence and I was okay with it/I wept in the shower.

Ticket to Ride is really fun and much less rage inducing :)

I like big ballz. I'm sure your nuts are jaw-droppingly beautiful.

Interesting. Well, I'm not planning on having kids, so if anyone wants to have a ginger gayby (gingayby?) with an increased risk of heart disease... I'm not available.

Well, great. Is the big ballz = fertile thing actually true, because I learned that testicles only produce a tiny fraction of the semen expelled during ejaculation. I'm convinced that big balls exist only to make cycling uncomfortable.

I would touch them all up, even in their ridiculous outfits, as long as I didn't have to hear their music.

Everybody knows inarticulate people are great in bed. My response to him would be, "K!"

I like both for different reasons. Blowjobbery is a science and an art.

Word. If a guy wanted to jizz on my face to humiliate me I'd backflip away like it was the black stuff from Prometheus. If it's just a normal, happyfuntime jizz shower then I'm very cool with it.

Bill Hader said the Jewish vampire thing is his favourite Stefon joke everrr.

But no pepper mill half the length of the table? Tsk.

Buffalo Bill reincarnated as a porcupine. Once he's done with his bananas...