Whoops, I posted the same thing. *deletes* Why are you still in the grey with 15 promotions? GEEZ.

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but I want projectile rainbow vomit in my face

The court is now in session! Survivors of abuse can be angels, so now we must judge every person who is not.

That's hilarious. I find painting walls a lot easier.

I'd choose Chekov, but if he was that close to my warp core I think there'd be an antimatter containment breach.

I think it does the opposite, but it depends on who you ask. Julia Child doesn't add water or milk, The Larousse Gastronomique calls for some light cream and most of my chef teachers say to use water. I swear on my life that using water makes them lighter and fluffier (I mean, water is lighter than milk, and milk is…

When I see a crackle finish on someone's nails I assume it's the first sign of an aggressive zombie infection.

Leer at my boyfriend and I will Salvador Dali your eyeballz just by looking at you.

Please have tea with me.

"A study shows women who drink four cups of coffee a day are 20 percent less likely to suffer from depression — unless drinking coffee was something the two of you used to do together." - Seth Meyers, SNL

It's so small and adorable. I could dry swallow it like my medication.

I had a hard enough time wiping the white powdery stuff off my N64 controller's joystick.

Only villains are allowed to smile, duh.

This game, it's player base, and the real moon itself must be destroyed.

More culinary school snobbery inbound: The classic (Wiener schnitzel) is made with veal. People mostly use pork these days because it's cheaper/more 'ethical'.

I'll be the first to annoyingly point out that it can be made with a variety of meats.

I finished. Then I finished the article.

Yeah that wasn't very Nas of her.