Those sound like numbers.

I knew I would, one day.

Also, I just asked a silly question. You, based on your vast knowledge of my personal life, decided I don't know any "3D" women, thus implying that my family and friends, the teacher, cardiologist, lawyer, geologists, etc are 2D. Not real women.

It's lovely. I think the stories make everything taste better. Of course, sometimes I want detailed instruction too. You can't see it, but on my shelf I have a professional baking textbook from my college and oh god, it's so beautiful. If you want a book that shows you cross sections of cakes that remind you of your…

It's definitely an outfit that very handsome men should rock. For everyone else it's an invisibility potion with mustard stains.

I am very much enjoying your unwarranted anger. Most of my friends (and family) are women. They just have the common sense not to own cats.

My cat is a narcoleptic ninja that can bound up my 6 foot high shelf in one second. Then he falls off the top in his sleep and I shriek like a 1950's horror movie starlet.

Thank you. These important cat questions eternally plague my mind.

My cat has been in my bookshelf more than I have recently, cuz I'm a bad person.

Actually I could just shrink him back down to kitten size so he could sit on my lap like he used to.

He's really sitting in my lap because I'm too lazy to hold him up. I just want to gaze soulfully in to his eyes. I assume normal people just like, sit... next to their cat. I've thought really hard about the dilemmas facing modern women, clearly.

There is only one reason I'm glad I'm not a woman: If I were to sit in front of the computer naked, cradling my cat in my arms (he's cool with it) my left tit would be RIGHT in his face.

Virginity and sluttiness aren't real things. They're just terms in the great big Dictionary of Shaming.

I have red hair and I answer, "yes" to all ethnicity questions. So some days I'm an Irish person that hates the English and some days I'm a Scottish person that hates the English. I don't really know my history nor do I care. I feel like looking back at the translucent whiteness of my family history might result in…

He was sentenced to seven years in prison last year I think.

Tyson Beckford is the new national weather service. Meteorologists have to rub allupons his self to determine how sweaty he is and then calculate the temperature.

It's Tyson Beckford's salt and pepper facial hair that's making me cream my pants. He can glisten whenever he wants to, though.

*eats massive freshly made paczki that cost $0.55*

Good news: both terms "virgin" and "slut" are meaningless.

In games like Minecraft and Terraria it's more about the vista after you've lovingly built your house/village/whatever.