Other than the one that's coming up you mean? It looks really gorgeous.

Induction stove top with copper pots? Maybe? It's possible. Also it's fun to say, "coppa pots"

Probably because he was a nice Canadian boy with a troubled past, and so pretty, oh so pretty.

To be fair, it's delightfully crispy.

A lot of sandwiches don't hold up well to grilling, but if someone sees a sandwich press in a cafe they will remind you, several times (preferably while they watch you grilling the sandwich) that they would, in fact, like it grilled. Well grilled. Sometimes people are not happy unless I'm throwing my weight on to the…

Trolls never get laid, thus they are deeply jealous of James Deen peen. Also, women aren't allowed to be candid about their desires, obvs.

Yeah, because you guys all have nicer ironing board/doily/bib dresses.

Vegans are just better than us, deal with it. People like you and I have to exist too though, to maintain the delicate balance in this ecosystem of good and evil. Vegans are Batman, basically.

I rarely yell at my TV (a.k.a.: my therapist) but when the season finale ended I screamed, "WHAT THE FUCK?"

Just tell me Captain Janeway is fabulous in this and I will watch it. Just one person.

I hope season five is better. This season was amazingly convoluted and introduced a bunch of characters no one cares about (except for Maria Bamford's, obvs). Here's a tip for season 5 for a show about a family: try adding some scenes where the family interacts with each other.

Who is this guy and why did he vajazzle his hat?

You got it, it's actually a combination of creme de la mer AND virgin blood, like when you mix tomato and cream to make a rosé pasta sauce

and my other daughter will be named after my favourite cake, Hazelnut Dacquoise

Northanger Abbey is so funny though. Like, laugh out loud on a crowded streetcar funny.

It's one of the few movies worth watching on Netflix. Do it now.

I think I would find that too sexually distracting in the workplace.

I'm a rapper so I wear sunglasses and condoms at all times.

I don't ever want to see bareback porn again. Well, I do, but I'm willing to make the sacrifice. I know people say, "but it's so much hotter and I'm just watching the porn". Yeah, but I like to think that these images influence us in some small way. Especially in gay porn where unsafe sex is fetishised and MANY gay…

It's not an arousal thing, it's a peen thing. I thought I was the only person that didn't have a rock hard porn star peen at all sexytimes. I was informed that lots of guys have boners that flag for no reason at all. My doctor says it's normal. I can't wait to get out of my twenties when it will prolly just stop…