I'm just baffled by the hashtag. Is this the new, super efficient, lazy form of 'ironic racism?'.

I assume that's like the expression "post haste", so hopefully we'll live in a future of blindingly fast racism.

Oh please. You're the only guy on the planet who, when making a meat deposit, would get an "insufficient funds" warning.

I don't think (maybe I should?) about stuff when I'm watching Melissa McCarthy cuz she instantly disables me with a comedy ice pick to the brain. It does seem that fat comedian = physical comedian, but I love seeing women do slapstick comedy so much that I can't complain. I also love grotesque faces. While talking…

Please watch the bloopers where she improvises other lines in that scene and fucks them up. I laughed. I peed. I cried. Did I mention that I peed? Like a newly brought home, unrepentant puppy.

This is why I don't ever put tablets in my face. Except Flintstones vitamins, but I'm pretty sure they make MDMA shaped like that too.

Families have friends? I thought you gave up social interaction with your non-spawn at age 30. That's how everyone in my family does it.

If you can send me his dick pics I can pretend to be a girl on the internet. I'm sure he'll be fiiine with it.

I'm assuming Egyptians don't have access to top notch Hollywood movies that depict helicopters crashing in slow motion with the blades decapitating people instantly.

Dear Mya, please make more music. I think the last thing I heard from you was the original Everything or Nothing song you recorded for a James Bond video game.

All those figure hugging dresses were horrible.

The first word of your comment tells us it is going to be insufferable. I'd avoid using it in the future.

This is the new face of Hollywood and I'm very okay with that.

Good.

Setting is irrelevant. Date rape can happen in bedrooms, believe it or not. What could be more satisfying than having sex with a women who is too afraid to refuse you in a private place because she fears that you will murder her? Getting sexually aggressive in a private place isn't seduction, it's intimidation.

The author said it would remain on reddit for free, so I guess we both have mediocre reading skills. Just kidding! I'm still right, it's a Date Rape Manual.

Suspiciously, several parts of his book on Reddit aren't currently available (the ones about sexual escalation/how to get away with date rape etc.)

No context is required for this: "Don’t ask for permission, GRAB HER HAND, and put it right on your dick". That is textbook sexual assault. That is illegal. This book encourages breaking the law.

It just sounds a bit like some of your meals are fat free, but many vitamins are fat soluble, blah blah, you probably know this already because I find vegetarians/vegans know a lot more about nutrition.

There is no such thing as alphas and betas. Many MRAs refer to themselves as betas because they feel they need a scientific explanation for their repulsive, immature and violent personalities. The idea that there are two kinds of men is hilarious. You are obviously not a man at all.