I'd watch this, but probably not other genres of games. I've always preferred to watch other people play survival horror games, while I cower in fear on the couch next to them.

Four litres of milk is less than $5 and larger packages of meat have a lower unit price, making it surprisingly cheap. Soaking beans takes a long ass time (yes, you could buy canned beans but those are much less cost effective and canned food has BPA in it)

Real chocolate is vegan.

You need fat to survive. No meal should be fat free.

Ugh I want them to fist me (in the face) so bad.

I would also like to know. I suppose we could make our own with cider and a bit of Ribena.

I thought that's what the red chairs in the picture were at first glance, for some reason.

Uh yes, I DO need Chinese guardian lion statues. Oh wait, those are armchairs. Never mind.

Might be a joke but let's take it super duper seriously, cuz Doug Barry is worse than a billion Hitlers. Probably. Or something.

He's a bit too perfect looking to be in porn. I'll just look at some of his pics and... oh, I see now.

Huh? Sexual assault is not hot.

Let's trade. You can have all my painfully saccharine and supportive friends who think I'm going to be NYT bestseller.

People: What are you up to these days?
Me: Writing.

Equity is not applicable here. Fairness is not applicable here. If you think otherwise you are a fool. It's a romantic idea to think that all inequities on the planet can be redressed, but they can't. God forbid men get the short end of the stick once in a while (oh wait, both people get the 'short end' when there's…

Foot/doughnut pranks are not cool. Ever. Show some respect.

We should really just give men controllers with a big red ABORT button for their girlfriends. Seems only fair.

The article isn't about how men have it tough, it's about how men should have it easier than women, cuz wahhh, they can't force women to get abortions.

No. You can't opt out of fatherhood, ever, even if your lady refuses to get an abortion (some people would rather not do that, you know).

Please run for mayor of Toronto instead! We need you!

We men have a very difficult time with reality, like the fact that women have governance over their own wombs when we all know that uteri should be exclaves of the U.S. government. Reality = misandry, basically. I fully support a new law that allows men to escape fatherhood via a magical, dimensional wardrobe.