He's cute. I'm sure his method of birth control is premature ejaculation when you reach up to touch his knee.

There is only one Chloe Sevigny, and it's drag Chloe Sevigny on youtube.

I think this is the first time I've seen her in such an unfortunate dress.

A completely unnecessary opinion, if I may say so. It's just that I never see "she's great". It's always a comparison. Men can be judged all by themselves, but women cannot. We must squeeze them all together, spin them around in a centrifuge until we've isolated exactly what we like and feel is Perfectly…

I have abs and I still suck in my gut for the fake pectoral inflation. I'm a terrible person. I'm just going to get a pushup bra for my hot manteets.

I've never seen a heterosexual man wear these, so that's cool.

Please save "x female artist is better than y female artist" shizz for the Youtube comments section.

Slightly worse than Chinatown on garbage day

You are also a herp de derp. BURN.

"Look, we're just as stupid and insensitive as our customers!" they're just like ussss

It was very clearly a rape joke.

It is very clearly a rape joke.

Alllll over his tits.

Stuff like this is simply insulting to the artists who work on these games.

Wow Paul Feig, I hope Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy can overcome their boring, womanly personalities and make your movie properly Man Funny.

First you decide to be mortal and age like a human being and now this? Why does your face hate America, Brad?

You say "Oh I'm so sorry, let me switch that off" *vague crotch gestures*

But the pot pie top crust is so much flakier, and if you omit the bottom you can have more chicken stew. When I make a pot pie it has to have beautiful, meaty chicken stew base (and homemade pastry too). And I'm fat. Come on.

Us kooky North Americans tend to put cinnamon, and too much of it, in everything.

Irony once meant something. Purity never did.