The words "purity" and "irony" no longer have any real meaning, so yeah, they're useless.

I recall some study concluded that if you don't "look sick" your recovery process speeds up, so stuff like this is really important as it gives people some hope and a much needed ego boost.

The food in London isn't great. I can't imagine what it must be like in smaller cities. The Indian food tastes like Indian food everywhere. I'll give the UK one more century to figure out their food.

I really enjoyed reading this non-story.

The great and terrible thing about our society and the present state of media is that you don't have to be terribly original, you just have to take the painfully common Hollywood tropes and flip them around. We still live in a world where Leading White Male is god, so it's not hard to write a story that DOESN'T focus…

Hoooray, people are already saying things like, "Why did he let himself get a boner?". I want to get all sanctimonious about how disgusting this show is but all the people I know that watch it are exceedingly lovely and probably not murderers. I guess it's only scenes like this that are 'problematic'. Not a huge fan…

Yeah I didn't know that being a humanitarian (that's the correct term, right?) meant I had to have skin as thin as bible paper

Snark from any other writer: no probs.

It's hard not to be when you're better than every country ever. Ever.

And if you're Canadian the government will considered you married anyway for most intents and purposes. Damn you, common law spouses.

Agreed. I feel like these two will actually TRY to write a decent script. I imagine Seth Rogen's method involves getting stoned and giggling hysterically while someone with a laptop tries to transcribe it.

Holy fuck this looks boring.

I've had the same double bed for a verrry long time. My mom didn't want to deal with bed changin'

Worst Tweet Beat ever?

Even Twining's bagged tea is terrible. I was surprised.

Ugh he's so cute. I want him to smite my butt.

Animals cannot murder nor can they be murdered. The correct word is 'killed'

Yes. Please send help. I'm in a warehouse somewhere in Brooklyn.

What a beautiful hairy beast. The wolf is cute too.

There is no time for poorly written books. You could spend your whole life reading amazing literature. You would never run out.