I think we're just (slowly) getting to the point where all women AND men in commercials must be super hot.

Yeah, neither "inapt" or "inept" seem very appropriate.

"I'm a middle-aged man determined to die alone because this minor sexual preference is SO IMPORTANT to me" basically.

I love poop. The way people described it I thought it was going to be like in the olden comedy movie days when there'd be a shot of a turd in a toilet bowl (which is disgusting) but they were just talking/screaming about poop. I didn't find it the least bit gross, but that's me.

*pretends this isn't real* Steven Yuen was on the Late Late Show and made Craig smell his sockless shoe. He is also a Hot Piece. That is all.

Haha. One can find a reason.

Yeah but then you'd have to love all of them equally. Boo to that.

Frogs? Really? That's pretty weir- OH GOD A SPIDER

Terry Pratchett has always had strong female characters in his books (the elderly witches) but some of his more recent stuff is very girl-centric: The Wee Free Men (it's still really about Tiffany Aching), A Hat Full of Sky, Wintersmith and I Shall Wear Midnight. So read them to yourself/your children.

I think maybe Euro "glam" porn might be good for you? Maybe? It looks a bit like a soap opera sometimes but the guys are ridiculously attractive and there's rarely hair pulling quadruple penetration and such.

What LateNightMovieWall said. I think Straight Guys For Gay Eyes is a thing. I think they'll be okay with it if you use your eyes though. No need to buy someone else's eyeballs Minority Report style.

Stop reminding me that Diablo 3 exists.

Ugh, 24. Such a gross show.

There's fashion?

nice shrimp fingers, Whitney Cummings. No seriously, I like the gradient thingy.

To get used to kissing a bearded man I occasionally make out with a porcupine. Totally works.

Like, it's great and all that my friend has a massive, golden penis but he really needs to wear underwear under his sweatpants. He can text me dick pics whenever he wants though.

IN MOVIES. Not on the street. D=

She is so so funny. She slays me.

Which instance? Like Blackfathom Deeps or Scholomance or what?