Well NOW I don't think it's the least bit sexy. Thanks.

Engravings and decoupage are nice, but I prefer to make a good rubbing of a nice sext.

You can take screenshots of your phone? WUT? Probably not on my Blackberry.

She was brilliantly terrifying.

You're performance art, right?

I don't remember the word for sexual assault when a celebrity does it.

Other people's pet names for each other are always gross. Edit: said something a bit snarky and immediately felt incredibly guilty. Anyhoo, I like pet names. Sure, mine is so much betterer than everyone else's, but yeah. I think the English language can take it.

Harry Shum Jr. looks like he's about to Hulkburst out of his clothes. I really want that to happen.

Self-Immolating Harpies drop epic lewtz in World of Warcraft.

Queen Mum, a sitcom about an expat English drag queen nanny and her unruly American wards. New on NBC!

Yeah, why AREN'T women fixing everyfuckingthing?

Ugh, I can't make English happen. Sorry.

Obviously I'm picture you smushing the sides of their heads together as you alternate between chin cupping and eskimo kisses, and then after 37 minutes you step back, look at them intently and say, "NOW KISS" O_O

lol you're adorable

I'd settle for a punch in the face!

Yes and yes. I still can't possibly give a shit about what's NSFW. If a blog has NSFW stuff, even if it's not very often, don't visit it at your desk which is the exact same place where you do your bloody work. I know common sense is rarely applicable to the interwebz, but TRY.

Sleep gymnastics, duh.

Have you tried working while you're at work?

Yup. I'm doing stuff to his butt, in my head.

Yeah, you're like, "Oh I'm not that tired" and then you pass out before making it anywhere near your bed and you wake up contorted and sweaty, and not in a good way.