I'm afraid that you can only read what he said, not what's he's thinking. There was nothing gendered about what he said, but if you'd like to have an imaginary conversation with him in which he is a sexist dinosaur, go ahead.

NOW KISS.

Jezebel is not responsible for the stupid shit people on the internet say, nor is Jezebel responsible for the incredibly stupid shit that Jezebel posts and tries to pass off as relevant to feminism.

And it's super violent and has lots of rape, so yeah, don't read it.

lol yes, let's loathe her because society is terrible. Sounds productive.

What a ridiculous question.

At least she looks like she could command a starship.

They're friends and it's an act, although I'm sure there's a bit of real discomfort too :)

I hear that you don't need eggs to adopt.

Phyllis Diller's comedy is not the least bit dated. Do yourself a favour and watch everything that she has done (that is currently available).

You know when people, for some insane reason, THINK you're cool when you're really, really not?

Isn't a lot of what he wrote allegory for WWI where it was unlikely he saw women very often? I don't think excluding women was a conscious decision.

At least her eyes are windows and not fogged glass, like most celebs.

If they pose like superheroines you can get dong and butt and tits all at the same time!

The only time I have ever heard Ryan speak was on 30 Rock. I've never even read a quote of his until now.

Call me when the dads make a calendar chock-full o' Spanish cock.

Guys, if you're going to approach someone do it like a regular human being: on the internet, or at a club when you're both so sauced that you can't hold a conversation.

I'm going to play Minecraft with my little brother, and then probably have a bit of scotch at 9:30 with the parents, because we'll all be asleep before midnight.

Remember kids, when prodding a snapping turtle off the road use a LONG STICK. It lopped off the tip of a branch thicker than my wrist a few times.

Chocolate Christmas? No thanks. I skipped the buche de noel and ate 8 more pieces of garlic bread for dessert. So much better.