If my mother knew how often I donated/regifted my presents she would be crushed.

Maybe I'm just too sensitive (I am. I stopped reading that Hugo piece at "Still grieving over Sandy Hook? While your tear ducts are still flowing..." Mass murder snark = funny, amirite?)

I love you :D

More hilarious genital mutilation jokes, plz.

I am an expert at ruining my own good mood, I stopped letting other people do it long ago.

Have I mentioned that MRAs are holograms? Well sometimes I like to imagine that they are, that they're "not real" or that it's allll an elaborate joke. I don't REALLY believe they'll go back to their magic shitworld if we stop believing in them but... kinda?

Never having a wedding, but if I do, it's going to be dry so people won't complain about how booze =love/friendship/manners/whatevertheshit.

I really do hope that some "meaningful actions" ...happen. It's not a question of IF there will be another schooling shooting, it's a question of WHEN.

It wasn't sexy enough? You wanted The Hobbit to be more... sexy? WOT

I was about to say it with my mouth but he got the message from my eyes almost instantly.

This is all Caroline Wozniacki's fault.

cuz the rape revenge theme is SO in right now. It's a cheap, easy way to get an emotional reaction out of the player.

That .gif is too good for MRAs. MRAs are nothing to fear. They're small, insane, sedentary, incapable of rational thought etc etc.

Yes, fuck you MRAs. Fuck you, tiny, ineffectual movement that's all venom and no fangs. I can't get too worked up about them because they're wee little field mice and feminism is a reinforced brick wall. Ahh, it feels good.

I am almost always successful when asking either type of person to make space for me. I think my smoldering (not the sexy kind), contemptuous eyes help.

I see men and women block my precious seats about equally.

Please be Gayest Generation this time pleasepleaseplease... nope, still says Grayest. Dammit.

as long as Milla Jovovich can keep making terriblamazing Resident Evil movies I'm happy

Guys please stop complaining about how hard your life is, trying to avoid doing work at work. STFU, or get me a job.