I respond to these questions the same way the lovely Maria Bamford does.

When they rename the show so it's more accurate (White Girls) then I'll be okay with it, cuz at least they'd be honest!

My brother is 20 years younger than my other three siblings, so he gets 4 times as many presents from my parents. I haven't given him a birthday or Christmas present in 3 years.

"insufferable" is one of my favourite words

I always demand that my man wears a little pink tutu on his peen.

We just need to get rid of the bended knee thing. No one should have to kneebend! I don't quite understand the gesture. It looks like begging to me.

I'M SO ANGR- and I'm fine.

*weeps softly*