I am totally heartbroken. Bourdain wasn’t perfect but, there is no doubt his passion for food and travel inspired so many others to do those exact same things.

I am so sad. That fact that Eric was the one that found him makes this doubly devastating.

OMG FUUUUUCK YEW! I am sitting in a hospital room with my dad who is currently suffering from some sort of hospital delirium and this made me laugh so hard I choked, which alarmed his nurses because they thought HE choked, and sent an army of silent-shoed ladies our way!

is lil tay short for elizabeth taylor the same way bobby flay is short for robert flavor and elon musk is elongated muskrat?

Literally while checking to see if my water had broken, the triage nurse asked me if I knew “who the baby daddy was.” The white man holding my hand wasn’t my cab driver. Three months later, a daycare employee handed my husband the wrong baby when he went to pick up our son. He stood there holding the baby because he…

At this point in my life I literally cannot count the number of times something like this happened to me or one of my brothers. On no less than three occasions my mother was asked if she was a basketball and/or football coach while at the ER (we broke a lot of bones growing up). She is 5'4" and round. She is not a…

Yeah, I’ve been on WIC.

Which, sure, I’ve never had to be a woman in the world, and maybe it’s such a shitshow that people don’t want to deal with men at all.

You’re very reasonable. What this one person said was so shocking, though, that I’ve been thinking about it every day with anger. Weinstein was on the news, and I ranted about him a little, mentioning that he raped one woman twice. He said something along the lines of “you can’t rape someone twice.” I was like,…

I think that men need to be actively listening to women and non-binary folks and actively talking to other men.

Yo, if anyone knows that dealing with men means dealing with imperfect men, it’s women.

I don’t have a horse, but if I did, I certainly wouldn’t give it drugs.

What got me (because it was so fucking TYPICAL) was Batemen starting every sentence with, “I’m not trying to belittle this, but...”

I immediately read Will Smith’s quote in the voice he does in the FPOBA episode where he teaches Ashley how to deal with a girl who’s bullying her.

Men: create a system of toxic masculinity that allows them to commit violence towards women and affords them all sorts of advantages over us for literal centuries

Men: doing the bare fucking minimum since about five minutes ago and thinking they should get a Nobel Peace Prize for it.

My son is still getting this from me- even on FB when he comments or “likes” a questionable meme and gets a sudden lecture from his mother. I call out his friends and even some of his relatives on their bullshit.

Lucyfer?.. Well, that’s going into my black book of snaps.

We haven’t been able to go 22 MONTHS

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”