I want a card. Where’s my card? I think the membership should include the ever important question of 1995 P&P vs Keira Knightley. If you don’t know what that means, or if you pick KK then you fail.

I was genuinely angry with jo for not marrying Laurie when I read the book aged 9. Having recently rewatched he 1994 film I completely get it! What a bro! He would have made jo miserable. Also,marrying her kid sister is creepy in the extreme. So yes the Professor is by far the best choice (especially if played by…

I literally just had this conversation last night with my sister. We both got married in our early twenties the same summer a few years back. I changed my name to my husbands for really the only reason of “tradition” and “what about the kids”. Our names were very similar so it doesn’t affect how people pronounce my…

I kept my name, because I couldn’t be bothered to change it and didn’t see the point. I am lazy. Whenever anyone asks I tell them it’s my name why would I change it? The kids have my husband’s name because he cared way more about it than I did.

“Core Costume Drama Constituency”

My Favorite Part: Old Bitch, “I KNOW THE SHERIFF”. White Police Officer, “I DON’T CARE IF YOU KNOW PRESIDENT OBAMA, IF YOU KEEP MESSING WITH HIM YOU’RE GOING TO JAIL”. Notice how he said President Obama. This happened May 5th 2018. I fuck with that cop, LOL.

The Asian owner(?) employee(?) literally stood at the end of each aisle, watching my Black ass walking up and down each and every one.

I was with you til that last paragraph. It is about racism. It’s always about racism. We can’t go a single day existing in this society without encountering racism.

Um guys, Hi. I’m not going to go on and one how I’m not one of those “white girls”, but let me just say I had somewhat unique upbringing which really gave me a lot of insights into blackness. Growing up, my nanny was black and we treated her like one of the family ( until an unfortunate incident where she stole from…

This gives me an idea for an Uber like service called Crakr. Use this app to hire a token white person to hang out with you during times like this to avert any unnecessary suspicion.

This is very exciting for me. I am actually from Tacoma, and will be visiting this weekend for Mother’s Day. I CANNOT wait to march my black ass into that store. If either of those heifers are there, I will take as many items as possible to the dressing room, where I will take them all off the hangers and leave them…

I love dogs, and you all know I’m a WOC (except that dumb stupid racist troll that one time who tried to tell me who I was in the mirror without seeing me because he couldn’t actually conceive of a non-wypipo with a polysyllabic vocabulary apparently, LAWLZ).

It is, but it’s also not totally normal to pull the ladder up behind your kids and actively try to prevent other people from doing the same thing.

My daughter is eleven. Right now she’s at a phase in her life where her friend group is equally boys and girls and she cherishes them all. There are hints of little crushes here and there, but mostly, they’re still kids.

Both of those people lived a century and a half ago. Are you seriously asking why the serial killer that WAS JUST CAUGHT TODAY is getting more press?

I think she was happy and content to have her New York socialite lifestyle, with a son to raise as her own, a penthouse, nice lunches with like minded people, and her pilates trainer Pablo on the side. I’m sure life felt like she already was a rich New York widow. She never imagined or signed up for all of this, let…

“Ah well, it’s not quite ‘taco chips’” is now my go-to whenever I need to say “could be worse” but am feeling spicy.

I’ve read that the impact on water doesn’t reliably kill jumpers. They are shown to have died from drowning (lungs filled with water, which doesn’t happen if you are dead while in the water). They should put up a sign on the bridge saying: “The fall won’t kill you. You will die from drowning, while you struggle to…

I think this follows true for a lot of failed suicide attempts. Sometimes it takes a few suicide attempts to get there, but there often does come that enlightening moment where you realize that either your problems are overthought and not as serious, or that suicide is not “making the world a better place”.

I’m not surprised she likes Trump’s racism. Um, I mean, “honesty.” I am surprised that she has such a lack of understanding of the media and the current environment and how this would play out. I am surprised her publicist or manager didn’t intervene before the article got published.