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As long as you’re not hurting yourself, there’s no such thing as wrong! This column is all about doing what’s right for you.

As opposed to her new duties of having to go inaugurate all sorts of fascinating events like cheese festivals and shake hands with all and sundry til her dying day? I’d say she’s much more blinded by love than bored with trying lipstick and blush.

Idk. I told the 4 year old I watch that we were protesting guns. She said “yeah like bad guys guns” and I said yes. She doesn’t like guns and hurting people. That’s what we marched for today. Don’t patronize children. They are smarter than you give them credit for.

Bert Cooper’s eulogy for Mrs. Blankenship made me think of Laura. How monumentally the world can change in one lifespan.

This picture brings back so many memories! It was in the book I had as a kid.

I wanted to make maple sugar snow candy so bad...but I bet it’s right up there with Turkish Delight in terms of sounding tastier in the book than it is in real life.

Oh god, now i don’t want to reread them. I was obsessed with these books as a kid, so much so that I wore a sunbonnet and carried a tin cup to school (and this was 1992 so I don’t even have the show as an excuse). I was really hoping they would age well.

HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR COLLUSION!

Kaley Cuoco wants to be married yesterday.

Those are precisely the choices she is interested in.

“I was born in the hood to a single mother who worked two jobs—she was a reversible fleece” is the best thing I’ve read all week. Really.

I think my first ever official tween girl outing to the mall, we were on a mission to buy yin yang and/or peace sign necklaces at Claire’s followed by lunch at Sbarro and dessert in the form of a giant jawbreaker from the Sweet Factory. Best $20 I’d ever spent at that point.

Women do so many small things for men that they miss immediately and so naturally they need to find another woman to ease their way through life.

to think trans women have an “outsized” voice within feminism is so gorram laughable I don’t even know how to respond, so here is a gif

Ugh Sharepoint. Also known as why do I upload all this if you’re never going to look at it and make me email it to you.

Yeah, she’s like...his number one fan. It’s gross. And if by lately, you mean the mid 90's (First Wives Club is an EGREGIOUS example of her bewildering can’t-get-a-full-sentence-out acting), then sure. ;)

I think they’re attractive too, and I love Kylie’s make up line. I like their show and have watched it forever. Sometimes, I wish that they had more privacy, but Kylie proved me wrong by hiding the whole pregnancy. If they don’t want something publicized, they obviously don’t.

Some of us work for companies that block Google Docs but not SharePoint, FWIW.

Nunavut is in Canada. So what your point is there, I can’t imagine.