HOW does someone draw that shit on their face and think “nailed it. Let’s get this day STARTED.” And walk out the door. With fucking long division for eyebrows

Ummm, Jan Brewer isn’t the Governor anymore, it’s Doug Douchey. I mean Ducey, no wait, he is douchey. Makes no difference really, he is just as much if an idiot and GOP stormtrooper as Brewer. Made his money on overpriced ice cream shops, super qualified to run this state.

This. The right-wing Americans were fucking hypocrites about this. Charlie would have died LONG AGO had he been born in America. And no one would have cared. Anyone can check GoFundMe right now - it’s filled with American children seeking money for hospital costs.

Ah, so you didn’t read the article.

So...let me get this shit straight...Jezebels are JEALOUS, because they can’t suck the dick and fuck a R&B singer who is on the low end of his career...and we’re envious that we can’t be passed around to sexually service his friends like we were a bowl of Skittles...we’re envious cause we can’t stay in bootleg ass…

Unless you can prove unlawful inprisonment, the extra level of grossness is how he seems to have ‘learned lessons’ from his criminal trial, to be able to avoid illegality in his actions. The women - still young as all hell - are now technically of age, and have seemingly agreed (coerced more likely) to be in his inner…

Female: Oh dear, you missed your turn, you silly goose. That’s a-ok, I’ll just recalculate your route. We’ll get you there luckity-split.

I listen to Bravo on Sirius radio and Amy Phillips refers to her as Kermit Arms.

I saw this on the internet, so take it’s anecdote as a story...

But one that doesn’t surprise me in the slightest.

lololololololololololol, clearly you’ve never served before.

They speak from a place of malice and hatred for us. We, however, are just calling them out on their shit. It’s not as if The Root doesn’t discuss our community’s intersecting problems either, unlike them. We would have to become the oppressors to ever stoop to their level. Do not make the mistake of dabbling in the…

Justine was a dear friend who was horrified about police violence and committed to making the world better in every way. She had just picked out her wedding dress last week and was so excited to show me. She was texting me trying to get me to go to “dance church” with her on sunday morning, but instead I went to a…

I’m just saying, this kind of thing never happens at a steakhouse.

“Nope, too soon.”

Nope, too soon. It’s none of my business and I’m glad they’re all happy but all the hair stands on the back of my neck when this happens

It would be too soon FOR YOU. Grief affects each of us differently, and there is no timetable that we all must follow.

Hopefully she’ll clock him when he tries to grab her by the pussy upon her return. She was kind of a badass (I did a report on her in the 7th grade. Got an A).

I’m afraid in that big Celine Dion word salad people will scan and miss the phrase “dancing and curtseying and generally gesticulating sans abandon”.

My mother was a first grade teacher for many years. She once had a student whose first name was Mr.

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