I’ve never been one for the Great Big Muscles look, but Dwayne Johnson gets a pass (and anything else he wants) and it’s because he’s just... he’s just so chill and lovely. It’s no act. Friends who’ve worked with him on set invariably describe him as friendly and cool. In the Punk’d episode where they tried to get him…

I have been reading Jezebel since day one and this is literally one of the worst things I have ever read in a comment.

I made steak for my husband. ONCE.

I’m a steak snob, so I tend to buy “the good steak” as a treat...ie, free range, T-bone or tenderloin. Expensive stuff, especially since we had 3 kids, and were living on a cop’s salary. And I cooked some filet mignon I got on a crazy-good sale, and I used Ina’s method.

He didn’t…

She was on a recent episode of America’s Test Kitchen and talks about this and opening her grocery. I just love her voice and her fabulous life.

#TheRumorTheLegendTheMystery #RumorInMoscow #BiggestConInHistory #DonaldRomanov #ThePrincessTrump

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He even looks deflated in the screencap of his own tweet!

Last year I got one of those Facebook invites to a Jamberry party and I had no idea what it was but it sounded wonderful. Was it really a party devoted to jams and jellies? An evening spent slathering preserves and butter on platters of warm muffins and croissants? SIGN ME UP.

The Treehouse of Horror where he’s in Hell eating all the donuts in the world was on yesterday, and it made me so hungry! Like Homer, I was lusting after all the cartoon donuts in that story.

Whew. What a stressfull TV show.

Come on, if he really does have a plan that can defeat ONE BILLION PEOPLE (granted, including a lot of children) in only five steps, well, that is one fucking impressive imaginary utterly vague plan that he refuses to reveal. It is:

The SNL bit about her day off may be the funniest thing they’ve done in a decade.

Yes! BRING ON THAT MINISERIES! I cannot get enough of Watergate documentaries these days; I was in diapers while it was happening and never learned all the real context, big picture, little picture, and ins-and-outs of it while I was young.... now it’s fascinating and as fun to me as any rollicking Hollywood political…

It’s not even about the fetus, not really. Most of them support abortion in cases of rape and incest — abortion is only “murdering a baby” if the dirty slut had sex of her own volition. And many of them have a sudden, very limited about-face when they are suddenly faced with the reality of an unwanted pregnancy.…

see, i looooved Amy because she was just so horrifying. it was incredible to read. so awful, so compelling.

This maybe says something about me, but I liked Rachel and found her very sympathetic from the jump.

The founders of TWoP are now at Previously TV! And a bunch of old TWoP recappers as well. Also, just in case you didn’t know, Linda Holmes (aka: Miss Alli on TWoP) hosts the Pop Culture Happy Hour podcast on NPR.

they’re always the first size to sell out

I literally don’t want to know this. Please, as a fucking nation or whatever, let’s not sensationalize, thereby trivialize, child abuse or treat it like a weapon to be used for our entertainment as two celebrities spar with each other. These children and children like them are watching and reading and taking this in,…

oh believe me, he gave my crotch a headache in Thelma and Louise. We shall see i guess.